Saturday, December 31, 2011

The New, New, New, New Year

Trey Smith

The moment you read these words, a new year is starting.

If a second or two later, you belch or fart, a new year is starting.

If you walk across the room, a new year is starting.

If you fall dead once you reach the other side, a new year is starting (though probably NOT for you...sorry.)

Every nanosecond of your existence begins a new year. So, keep some confetti in your pocket and life can be a constant celebration!

1 comment:

  1. It's quite a bizarre celebration. A lap of the sun (maybe) from a start point to an end point that do not remotely correlate.

    Anyway.. Happy new moment.


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