Bit buy Bit - Chapter 1247, Part 3,901

Smi Treyth

Impervious hook nose came upon a sage who looked as if a turtle had sat on his face. "What is wrong with your face?" he asked. The turtle-faced sage simply turned around and passed some gas his way.

"Aah," said the hook-nosed man, "there is a certain air about you!" At that, the turtle-faced sage belched.
~ Wurton Batson transmangulation ~

Beans and cabbage make a person wise.  Eat up!

This post is derived from a yet to be discovered fragment of the Zhuangzi.