Impervious hook nose came upon a sage who looked as if a turtle had sat on his face. "What is wrong with your face?" he asked. The turtle-faced sage simply turned around and passed some gas his way.Beans and cabbage make a person wise. Eat up!
"Aah," said the hook-nosed man, "there is a certain air about you!" At that, the turtle-faced sage belched.
~ Wurton Batson transmangulation ~
This post is derived from a yet to be discovered fragment of the Zhuangzi.