above EASILY CONFUSED, SARAH PALIN
below MUCH HOT AIR, RUSH LIMBAUGH
To be confused AND filled with hot air is to be the love child of Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly. While you may lack even a bare semblance of veracity, it certainly won't hurt one's bank account! Though it would seem counterintuitive, the crazier you sound, the more people will throw money at you.
Translator of this version of the Aye Zing is Willie Richards. If you missed any posts in this series, tough cookies.