Tuesday, January 17, 2012

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Trey Smith


I was thinking the other day that God is great, if you don't mind a being that is wholly capricious and, sometimes, mean-spirited. [Portion removed]

Corporations are great too unless you consider the ruin of the planet and human suffering to be matters of any concern. [Portion removed]

President Obama is the greatest president in history, if you happen to be a blood-sucking Wall Street leech or a defense contractor.

[The rest of this post has been removed because it doesn't comply with Order #53098, Paragraph 2, Section C of rules that we refuse to acknowledge even exist. Anyone who has read this far must be some kind of deviant subversive. We know who you are and we will be coming for you soon. Sieg Heil!]

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