Tao Bible - 1 Samuel 6:19

And he smote the men of Bethshemesh, because they had looked into the ark of the LORD, even he smote of the people fifty thousand and threescore and ten men: and the people lamented, because the LORD had smitten many of the people with a great slaughter.
~ King James version ~

If someone makes a representation of Tao and somebody else looks at it, Tao could care less (if Tao had cares).
~ possible Taoist alternative ~

After the Philistines return the Ark of the Covenant to the Hebrews, God is upset that some of the men of Bethshemesh looked inside the wooden box and so he kills thousands of people.

Tao is not vain. Tao is formless and emotionless. Tao slaughters no one for ANY reason.

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