And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.After stealing the Ark of the Covenant from the Hebrews, the Philistines are beset with many problems, including emerods (hemorrhoids).
~ King James version ~
Don't blame Tao if you get hemorrhoids!
~ possible Taoist alternative ~
Tao cares not if you wish to make a representation of Tao. Tao certainly won't "punish" you by inflicting you with sores in and/or on your anus!
If you're interested in reading more from this experimental series, go to the Tao Bible Index page.
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