Man: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the eelship Fisherprise. Its five-minute mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no eel has gone before. (cue music)
This parody of the opening lines of the classic television program,
Star Trek, was motivated by the following article,
Eel and Penis Not a Good Mix by Gar Swaffar. The first two sentences of the article (shown below) just sounded rather Taoist to me!
Eels have habitats, and they're happy in those habitats, eels should stay there. An eel in a penis cannot be a happy eel and a penis with an eel inside can't be happy either.
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