Tao Bible - 2 Samuel 6:6-7

And when they came to Nachon's threshing floor, Uzzah put forth his hand to the ark of God, and took hold of it; for the oxen shook it. And the anger of the LORD was kindled against Uzzah; and God smote him there for his error; and there he died by the ark of God.
~ King James version ~

Tao is not petty.
~ possible Taoist alternative ~

As the Ark of the Covenant is being moved, it is jostled by some oxen. A man reaches out to steady the box (presumably to keep it from falling) and God kills him for touching the sacred box.

Notwithstanding the fact that Tao strikes no one down, an impartial essence would not fall prey to petty emotions.

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